dan's top 5

dan, consider this the next time you are asked who is in your top 5 list of funniest people that you know:

in a heated game of Battle of the Sexes, i was asked, "how does a doctor measure the cervical dilation of a woman that is about to give birth?" immediately stumped by the question, i responded, "with a yardstick."

(looking back, i'm not sure what's funnier....my comment, or the fact i was playing Battle of the Sexes 4 years out of college.)